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Calmiro
Better sleep, in your hands
Our 100-Night Guarantee
Sleep habits don't change in a week, so judging this on one night wouldn't be fair to either of us. Use it for 100 nights from the day it arrives. If it hasn't earned its place on your bedside table, email us and we'll refund you — no forms, no conditions, no explaining yourself.
What you get
- Palm-sized and rechargeable over USB
- Adjustable intensity settings
- 20-minute session with automatic shut-off
- Silent in use, no app or screen
- Charging cable included
WHY NOTHING'S WORKED
Every piece of sleep advice is a list of things to stop doing.
No screens. No caffeine after two. No working in bed. Cooler room, darker room, earlier night.
All sensible. Most of it supported. And you've done all of it on some heroic Tuesday and still been awake at one in the morning.
Here's the problem. Stopping isn't an action — it's the absence of one. An hour with nothing in it doesn't fill up with sleep. It fills up with the email you didn't send, the thing you said in 2019, and tomorrow, in some detail.
Subtraction leaves a vacuum. And a tired, wired brain is very good at filling a vacuum.
You don't need another thing to stop doing. You need something to do instead.
HOW IT WORKS
Three steps, then nothing
No app, no setup, no screen. Pick it up and let it run.
Pick it up
It sits in your palm, roughly the weight of a phone. No app, no screen, no pairing. One button.
Set your pressure
Adjustable intensity levels. Start low and adjust while you're lying down, without needing to look at it.
Let it end on its own
The session runs twenty minutes and shuts off. Nothing to switch off, nothing to put away.
Small, quiet, and easy to live with
Built to fit into a wind-down routine rather than become one.
Evenings: A twenty-minute session you can run while reading or lying down.
In hand: Sits in the palm, adjustable intensity, nothing to hold onto tightly.
Silent: No sound, no light, no app — nothing to look at before bed.
Portable: Small enough for a bag or bedside drawer, charges over USB.
The hour before sleep shouldn't feel like work.
Six hours if you fall asleep now. Five and a half if it takes another thirty minutes.
You put the phone down twenty minutes ago and it didn't help. You've read the articles — no screens, no caffeine after two, room cooler, same time every night.
The problem isn't that you don't know what to do. It's that none of it gives your hands something to do while your head catches up.
What you're actually choosing between
Most things that promise a better night need charging, an app, a subscription, or leave you groggy in the morning. This is one small object you pick up, use for twenty minutes, and put down again. That's the entire proposition.
Get CalmiroWhat customers say
I was a bit sceptical at first because I've tried so many things to help me unwind before bed. I've been using Calmiro for about two weeks now as part of my evening routine, and it's become something I actually look forward to. The gentle feeling in my hand is surprisingly relaxing, and the 20-minute timer means I don't have to think about turning it off. It's simple, quiet and feels really well made
Emily R
Verified customer
I work long shifts and often struggle to switch off when I get home. I didn't want another app or something that needed loads of setup. Calmiro is literally one button, hold it in your hand and relax. The battery lasts ages and it's small enough to keep on my bedside table. Definitely glad I gave it a go.
James T
Verified customer
I bought this after seeing it online and wasn't expecting much, but I've genuinely been impressed by how calming it feels as part of my bedtime routine. It's completely silent, comfortable to hold and the quality is much better than I expected for the price. The little storage case is a nice touch too. I'd happily recommend it to anyone looking for a simple way to unwind in the evenings.
Sarah M
Verified customer
BEING STRAIGHT WITH YOU
What you're probably thinking
You've bought things like this before and they're in a drawer somewhere. Fair. Here's the straight version.
Is this just placebo?
We're not going to tell you it rewires anything, because we can't show you that.
What it does is give your hands something to do for twenty minutes, at a fixed point in the evening, with a clear end. Whether that's worth £49.99 is a fair question — which is why you get 100 nights to answer it rather than us answering it for you.
Why would this work when nothing else has?
Most of what you've tried asked you to do less. Fewer screens, less caffeine, darker room. All reasonable, all difficult, because an empty hour before bed doesn't stay empty.
This is the only one that asks you to do something instead. That's not a small difference — it's the whole difference.
Calmiro uses microcurrent technology to stimulate the PC8 acupressure point, based on over 1000 years of traditional Chinese acupressure principles:
Does it feel like electric shocks?
The Calmiro uses microcurrents to stimulate areas on your palm that are directly linked to initiating the relaxation response , allowing you to feel at ease and drift off faster on those tough nights.
What if it doesn't work for me?
Then send it back. 100 nights from the day it arrives, refunded, no forms and no conditions.
We'd rather carry that cost than have you keep something that isn't earning its place.
Frequently asked questions
Dispatch within 2 working days. We ship from our supplier instead of a local depot to ensure high quality and reliable logistics, every order is tracked and we have a 14 day shipping guarantee.
Lay somewhere relaxing and prepare to fall asleep
Turn on the Calmiro device and hold within your palm
Feel relaxation be stimulated and drift off!
100 nights from the day it arrives. Email us, we'll send return instructions, and you'll be refunded within 5 working days of it reaching us with you only having to cover postage.
READY WHEN YOU ARE
Better sleep, in your hands
Twenty minutes at the end of the day, with a clear beginning and a clear end. 100 nights to decide whether it earns its place.
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